So I've had sex like a million times in my life already but..
 

question: are you supposed to put your balls in too? Do girls like that?

in english?

I chicks could handle more than half my shank, I'd drop the boys in two.

twot?

What a bunch of whiny queers, bet they flop around on their land whales missionary style 9/10 times.

Remember when you swore for 6 months that you were not swyft the humiliating bard

I just remember thread after thread of tears because during the high sun era you were literally the only bard to die

Funny how ill just read random posts and see my name come up. Must suck to have to think about people you hate every single day of your life. That's what usually happens when you are on the losing end.

Was pretty funny how you swore up and down I was syft too for almost a year.

Posts per day = 12

Wouldn't that mean you are responding and talking to people you hate 12 times a day just when on these forums alone?

I don't hate any of you...
This is purely entertainment from an Ipad on my spare time.
You're the one who constantly wishes death upon me irl because I bust you out on shit that matters a lot to you. How many times have you said i was on ignore, yet you still reply to me even when it has nothing to do with you.

It's the envy that keeps bringing you back. Don't be mad. It's a strong emotion.