fastest breakfast possible
 

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I used one of these at holiday day inn express recently and I woke up this morning like. damn I need one of them.

I looked into it and theyre $3,000+ WTF

So that got me thinkin about waffles:

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This one can be done easily for $50-100, and the little monster can even cook omelets.

What else can I do to streamline my breakfast experience?

I want to sleep more before work without sacrificing the best part of every day.

cereal bro

Fruit
You won't have to even worry about dishes!

if i do cereal alone i end up getting hungry at like 9:30 am.

maybe i can some kind of crazy fruit-cereal hybrid monstrosity experiments

sperm

i ended up just buying a frying pan and a bunch of eggs

do i still need to put butter on a non-stick frying pan?

i would or cooking oil (just a little)

yup

A well seasoned cast iron pan is equivalent in effectiveness but far superior in durability and ease of maintenance. The reason the industry moved towards non-stick frying pans is that you will only need one cast iron pan in your lifetime.

The non-stick surface wears off into your food and eventually becomes ineffective so they can sell you 5-10 non-stick pans instead of one cast iron over your lifetime.