No, I won't buff you.
 

If you walk up to me and just say the name of the buff you want, unless we are grouped or raiding together, you can forget it. "Hail" "thorns" will be met with "go fuck yourself" I'm not a god damned vending machine. Next time try a full sentence or even a coherent sentence fragment. Better yet, try EZ server /wave /rude.

RnF :)

And I agree.

Yeah, you're right. Definitely a rant. I digress.

[Thorns]

I'd love to play a druid. When people would beg for sow i'd hand them the scoll.

Keeping me druid unanon & afk all nights just to giggle at the huge array of "pls pick me from qeynos and help me get to field of bone"-tells when I wake up.

what thorns

You can't be serious! You don't know about the thorns? Good gracious! Hey, Rattle! Do you hear this guy? He doesn't know about the thorns! Ha ha!

Rattle says, 'Unbelievable!'

Look, I'll let you in on a little secret. Thorns plz so I can kill bears

How about a nice "if you have time, could you toss me a damage shield?"
You bet.

hail, DS, um no.