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inyiin 04-11-2014 04:08 PM

RyanJ scammed me out of a Cyber
 
Ryanj: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

Ryanj: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Ryanj.

Ryanj: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Ryanj: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Ryanj: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

Ryanj: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

Ryanj: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Ryanj: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Ryanj: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

Ryanj: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Ryanj: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Ryanj: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Ryanj: Baby?

GinnasP99 04-11-2014 04:09 PM

Lol

LethClaypool 04-11-2014 04:11 PM

It was just getting steamy too...

Bummer.

Twainz 04-11-2014 04:58 PM

God what a tease. Scumbag

Champion_Standing 04-11-2014 05:02 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yp69HUlcSO...0eclo1_500.gif

baalzy 04-11-2014 05:13 PM

Dude, how dare you sully Blood Ninja that way?
http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/...loodcyber.html

Ahldagor 04-11-2014 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baalzy (Post 1409833)
Dude, how dare you sully Blood Ninja that way?
http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/...loodcyber.html

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-28617...U-gif-dUMf.gif

Circa. 04-11-2014 08:59 PM

lmao wtf

Ungriim 04-11-2014 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baalzy (Post 1409833)
Dude, how dare you sully Blood Ninja that way?
http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/...loodcyber.html


Bardalicious 04-11-2014 10:51 PM

i put on my robe and wizard hat...


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