Neckbeards, stock up on Cup O Noodle
 

http://who.int/csr/don/2014_04_10_h7n9/en/

great website btw

people still talk about avian flu? or was that the last one, wasnt it swine flu?

Guinea pig flu?

jungle fever

an epidemic is a matter of time but hopefully it will be the flu... people i dont know will die

Im going to take the same precautions I do every flu season

nothing

and I won't get sick

Thought we were back on the global warming 0h N0z!

The reason why civilization sux is only neckbeards were left after the last big pandemic that wiped out sapient civilization in prehistoric times.

flu ain't got shit on yellowstone's caldera

My strategy will be to never leave my computer room, masturbate constantly, and survive only on junk food


Also I watch a lot of Netflix

well at least we deserve whats comin whatever it is, makes it easier to take