Lron's Cosmic Dating Service
 

Will hook you up with something Dark, Massive, and has a Black Hole.

Explore all the elements, dive deep and feel around. See what's gonna come out.

More than likely, a rack of ribs, a 2 buck chuck bottle of wine, and trip to the tranny love nest.
Server legends have standards damn it.

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