Panhandling
 

So there I was pulling out of McDonald's with my food, right... Had a hamburger in the bag I didn't eat and pulled up to fuck face with his 'Vet for Peace Needs Help' sign.

He said he was a vegetarian.

Go suck a dick.

<3

Fix'd

I rode with a friend to McDonalds the other night because he said he was hungry. He got a dollar menu double cheeseburger, and a dollar menu spicy chicken. He put the spicy chicken (bun and all) in between the cheeseburger patties. He called it a McGangBang...

So there I was balls deep inside of Abacab's sister and she goes, "Yeah, my retarded brother is really trolling the P99 forum."

Then again I *think* she was talking to me... There were a lot of other guys there.

Dad?

Son?

Ladies?

This thread makes me rock hard.

Then again so does Tosh.0

i remember offering a turkey sandwich to a homeless guy, and rather accepting it, he asked me what it was. i told him turkey, then he looked at me silent for a few seconds and asked if i had anything else. when i said no, he gave it back and went back to begging for change to buy food.