Day three of being a GM
 

I hand out 2 hour suspensions, turn people into boats, and hold pvp events in lower guk and people are all like "Abacab is the best nigguh! He be all handing out that aego and skellie clickies!"

Fo real y'all

So you are vexxed on vztz huh

Keep it up. Most of those people deserve the torture.

Besides, if it will keep you away from p99, more power to yuh bra.

lame.

It was pretty epic, essentially the population was caustic as fuck and by day two I was like "Fuck it" and any petition that came in I just went "sure why not" so 100% rezzes, free TP summons, free re-imbursements galore!

Another thing being said the only mass pvp that went on was a result of me offering illusion clickies for a victor in a rumble, everything else was just people MQ'ing and calling me a faggot in /ooc

bahaha

The players who petitioned for redress may have thought the gods smiled upon them that day when their petitions were answered, but we of P99 know that it was not the gods, but Abacab who brought the light and bestowed the divine gifts to the benighted populace. Yea, verily it was Abacab who sought to bring the players nearer each other: that is, near enough to be in spell range to explode each others' heads off. Minstrels composed epic ballads of the event and sang them to the crowd. Many were fleet of foot and escaped, but legend tells that at least one was unresistably mezzed, maloed, tashed, snared, harmtouched, and finally backstabbed to death.

Keep on rocking.

did all 30 people on the server show up to your guk event?

About 15 or so, I just summoned them in one of those coordinate boxes and let them duke it out sadly the winner was a ranger so I was disenchanted with the whole process.

turn people into boats LOL

ima boat bitch :D