Scapula aka Spatula formerly from IB
 

OMG Im just... so pissed at her right now.

Okay, I spend 3 ****ing hours killing brownies in Gfay for parts okay? Then another 5 *** **** mother ****ing hours farming STUPID SNAKES THAT KICK for snake eggs. ( No Chickens on the whole planet? WTF? ) okay fine.

So like, I collected all this shit and paid her 500pp to bake me some Chocolate Cookies..... and SHE BURNED THEM! 146 baking skill my ass.

Scapula, your reported to the Norrath Bakers Union for fraud!
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Slander!

My cookies are the bestest!

i have a remedy ... go to ninik! shes the best gnome baker there is

Those cookies look like shit. What a cunt.

Santa will be disapointed.....COAL FOR YOU!

Spatatouille ?

Holey makes undercooked cookies. there the bestsest :D

Mmmmm... baked gnomes!

Omg meez gots da bestest gnome rezipee! Youz make da fire ookay? Add into da pot.....

1 gnome ( youz mite hav ta bash em in da head so he stop strugglin )
1 wood elf arm
1 high elf leg
a cupple dozen half'lin ears
summa dem spices from dat shammy vendor
a handful a dem veggies you got looting da druid you keeled earlier.

Stir it like, for a couple hours

N oh my innoruuk, it makez da YUMMIEST gnome stew.

I would totally eat those fucking cookies right now.