Question
 

Do you pee in the shower? I heard it fights off foot fungus so I make sure to help out anyone I'm showering with

I pee on my foot in the shower. Direct application is best.

The REAL question is...
Do you stomp the poo down?

I tried, but the sock got stuck in the grate then clogged the pipe. I just throw it in the corner now

Need to invent garbage disposal like device for shower drains...

Only problem I could see is how do you prevent people from injuring their penis by accident.

Poop in the sock

Pee in the shower

Profit

It's actually a myth that it will fight off foot fungus. Urine is generally considered sterile though, so if you're in a place with horrible water it'd be better to irrigate a wound with piss than to deal with all of the micro-organisms and bacteria in cesspool. I remember quite a few people in college often said they pissed on their feet in the house showers to prevent catching athlete's foot. Wives tales. But hey, if you really have to go... JUST GO!

Damn you, now my chair is wet.

Am I supposed to laugh at R&F posts? I thought this was supposed to be dramatic and sad!

Protection from future mishaps. But Depends would be pretty hot too.

what the fuck...