Clan Borf
 

Hull der,

Meez am Borf Borf`Borf, Orger Shaman an guld leeder of <Clan Borf>. Meez frum long line or Borfers who hulp those dat are in need. Meez great grand pappy wuz Snarfs, who wun drunker nite in Ogguk made bad plan. He now give Borf all his munies as child supports for dis mismap.

Az guud shaman hulper and one who offer borfs to doze dat need Borf's borfs, meez haz helped da guud peeples of Forceful Enters and Inglory Brothers keel da grate dragun Vox. Under da new raid commands dat classify <Clan Borf> as da Class C guld. Az guld leeder of <Clan Borf> meez reques dat <Clan Borf> be add to da list of Class C gulds, meez do not want anee wun to tink da <Clan Borf> try to cheet da systum in futures dragun slays.

Meez tink dat to not be Class C dat it wuld be unfair to da Class R gulds such as <Taken>, <Bregan D'Aeris> and new frunds <Shinko>

Tank yooz fer ter times and pleas do not tink dat <Clan Borf> iz try to cheet da raid systum.

first and wtf is this?

Well said my friend. I wish the best for you and <clan borf>.

honest, I stopped reading after, "borf borf borf".

Meez Borf, son of Borf, son of Borf. Wee orgers take da name of our fadder and dey fadder. Dat why meez Borf Borf`Borf

You get better at Ogre! (2)

More entertaining if you read it in the voice of Jar Jar Binks.

Kuriak approves... wherever he is