PSA
 

I have an unhealthy fear of taking a shit at work. This video helped.

http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_..._at_work.shtml

Shitting at work is worse than getting a root canal. I thought I was alone.

Redemption.

didnt click yet but i just want to say i love shitting at work
gettin paid to poop? literally?? how could it get any better

Sounds to me like you enjoy thick poops and probably moan when taking them, thus, the embarrassment. I would suggest biting the toilet paper roll and maybe splashing your taint a few times with water from the bowl, use a scooping motion for greatest effect.

Confirmed out of the closet pooper.

Haha awesome. At first glance I missed the beer on ice in the sink.