I just bought pizza cologne
 

Why, you want a bunch of EQ addicts chasing your around?

That's my dream

Holy fucking shit. This just arrived. (Less than 24 hours shipping that's pretty good!)

But guys... this shit... do NOT buy this shit. It smells like a mix of warm-smelly-dog, human vomit, and the black juice at the bottom of a wounded Newcastle Brown Ale which was converted into an ash-tray during a hot Summer block party.

This is one of those times I'm really upset that god gave me this perfectly functional nose.

My personal favorite is Sex Panther. 60% of the time it works every time!

Send it back! Ask for a free dessert with your next order :D