Sagamore - Miami Beach
 

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS HELLHOLE!!!

Just arrived in Miami Florida for my honeymoon... Staying at the Sagamore Hotel. I'm paying $800 per night (ocean view suite). And this place is so shitty that I had to interrupt my honeymoon to tell everyone on this emulated everquest forumns to NEVER EVER go to this place. Oh My God. You think they could atleaast give you a FUCKING working television set????????


I just spent a week in Orlando in some $150 hotel and it is fucking high class luxary compared to this shit hole!!!!!

Super 8 would be a fucking dream right now


This is my honeymoon!!!

welcome 2 florida pal

Come back to Orlando and buy me a drink. Will buy wife dinner.

Pics plz.

why are you watching tv on your honeymoon? =p

the tv is just a drop in the bucket

oh and also becuz we were hanging out with the repair man in our room for the last hour...

they couldn't even replace a single television unit. no available rooms to move to

I said go to walmart and take half of that $800 for tonght and get me a goddamn tv


repair man finally admits "tv is broken, need to replace" he disappears. 30 mins later the manager on duty calls and says "oh, all our TVs are like that" - REALLY??? give me a break

Hurry back to Winterpeg and stay at the Clarion by Polo Park.

should have gone to mexico bro.

ya clarion is baller . shoulda just went their lol...

im on my 9th beer and not even feeling a buzz, just rage

I just sent some long winded letter to their customer relations manager. hope that'll shake things up a bit


as for mexico, didn't wanna get shot

There is a lot more to Mexico than the shitshow at the boarder. Did Cancun for my honeymoon 8 some years ago and it was great. Did the Bahamas spring 2013 and the Dominican Republic fall 2013. Had a fantastic time at each place and never had or saw any issues.

If I were you id demand my money back and just find a different place. Miami is a big place, I am sure there is something else available.