Come play MEAT SPIN today!
 

MEAT GAMBLING has made it to project 1999!

Introducing *MEAT SPIN* ... the latest, greatest protein-wagering craze to hit Norrath!

An fun and easy game to learn and play! Do something fun with those extra meats laying around in your bank!

[STEP 1]
Bet 1 meat of any kind!

[STEP 2]
/ran 10

If you roll 0-5, I get your meat. :eek:

If you roll 6-10, you win a delicious meal-version of whatever meat you bet! :D

Now available at Greengrocer in EC Tunnel!

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Actual customer reviews:
"Hah this is actually kind of fun" -Smallpoxx
"arg, I suck at this" -Hagnon
":O awesumzzzz!" -Nuktari

Greengrocer's *ALL-MEAT CASINO* is NOW OPEN!

We're at the boxpile by Mr. Swashbuckler!

Stop by tonight, get your meat-gamble on, and "raise the steaks!"

A+ Service. Will try tonight.

i lost my life savings of meat at the meat casino

but would i go back? probably


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Greengrocer's ALL-MEAT CASINO is NOW OPEN and taking your meat bets now, live in EC Tunnel!

Stop by today and let your wildest meat fantasies become reality!

Made a few quick gifs, I know how p99 loves gifs.

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Now open and taking meat bets! Also accepting meat Superbowl bets.

Greengrocer's ALL-FOOD CASINO is NOW TAKING MEAT AND VEGETABLE BETS!

Sorry, CHUNK OF MEAT not accepted.

I went to the internet and typed in "meat casino" and this was the first thing that came up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhEGO7IT1Dg

I am very pleased about this. I would love to take credit for this, but I cannot.

http://s27.postimg.org/sirlf4qcj/meatacsino.jpg

Meat spin sounds fascinating. Is there anywhere on the internet I could go to learn more?