D.E.R.P. (Dungeon Extraction Recovery Personnel)
 

Dungeon Extraction Recovery Personnel, or D.E.R.P. for short, is your one stop rescue service.


D'Vinn camping your corpse? Call D.E.R.P.!
Corpse at emp in seb?? Call D.E.R.P.!
Go A.F.K. in a wholly inappropriate spot to shave your neckbeard? Call D.E.R.P.!


We may crouch walk in single file Auto Follow across West Karana, but we WILL recover your corpse!

We may pull the entire zone to ensure our safety in the recovery operation (likely it is because Proagrious and Faate are bored), but we WILL recover your corpse!

We might have to evac in the middle of pulling the entire zone and then crouch walk in single file Auto Follow across West Karana again, but we WILL recover your corpse!



Rates:

Most missions below lvl 30 are free.

lvl 30+ zones will impose a slight fee. Any and all services rendered without a resurrect will be significantly discounted if not free. All members are not always available, and pricing will be determined based on the mission parameters and membership availability.

Contact:

Ataxio - D.E.R.P. Security (Corpse recovery, Site security)

Proagrious - D.E.R.P. Airlift (Port, Site security)

Faate Dumper - D.E.R.P. Medic (96% resurrection)

Rasune Vassago - D.E.R.P. Junior Medic (90% resurrection)

Laok Claypool - D.E.R.P. Driver (Corpse recovery, bard things)

Naginni - D.E.R.P. Helicopter Winch Operator (Corpse summon, site security)

Morde - D.E.R.P. Helicopter Winch Operator (Corpse summon, site security)

<Just A Phase>

+1 Made me giggle

haha love it!

Lol! Thx for laugh. =)

Thanks to our first customer Kornunos, services provided on the house.

All prior customers know we mean business, such as the permafrost incident. (you remember if you were there)

If this is true, then I definitely added your coordinates to my list:)
There is not a worse nightmare in EQ than to have people gating out from the depth of a dungeon and leaving you to camp or die.

I'm going to start a competing business that farms out WC cap questing to lowbies and sells the caps cheap... and run DERP out of business! /cackle