Purity Belts...
 

Dis mourn'n me whent ta do ochin ob tears an spended many owers keelin dim lesbean elfs...

me gots lots dem purty belts an me fink dims be fukin brooked.

me was wear'n dim on me fingahs.

me was wear'n dim on me cankles.

me was wear'n dim roun me waists.

me was wear'n dim round me wrests.

me was wear'n dim hang'n frum me ears.

me was wear'n dim as harness.

me ebein 'ad wun on lil Ummie...

and me not feel not wun bit moe pure... dis be bovine deficashin!

tetry five fuk'n PURTY belts an not eben a lil bit more pure... Fix dis chit!

Luffingly.

Ummaguma
Ogre Shaman of Zek

TO;DR
 

Too Ogreish Didn't Read

Try wearing it as a chastity belt Mr. Ogre? :)