The Official Red Dawn Party and Play Policy Thread
 

Take a moment to clear your mind of all prior racial biases (I'm a gnome), guild affiliations, and any worries or distractions that may be plaguing your current immersion.

Okay. We shall begin.

I wake up, naked, confused, alone. All of my most powerful spells forgotten.

I had just died at the hand of a terrifying undead froglok batallion of the family dar, festering deep within the ruinous labyrinth of Old Guk.

Blessed praises be to Cazic-Thule; granting me the curse of life once again!

But lo and behold, denizens of Norrath, master Thule is not without a keen sense of cosmic irony, as I was immediately attacked by an Iksarian monk nestled in the shadows of a popular Freeport tapas buffet.

This might not be relevant, but the monk was an elite soldier of the feared, yet unanimously beloved guild Red Dawn.

To this day I'm not sure why, but the monk chose to attack within clear view of 4 or 5 valiant Freeport Safety Administrators. I'm ashamed to admit I prayed for this monk to use the fabled ruse of feign death and allow me the briefest of opportunities to escape. My dear reader, you should know I prayed with all my might! Alas, to my utmost horror, this serpentine god warrior continued his pursuit whilst stabbed and beaten most savagely. This was quickly becoming a brutal lesson in the ruthlessness and unparalleled skill of the Red Dawn high guardsmen.

OH, BUT THEN, MY READER...

This snakely barbaric calamity did it! He fell to the ground! There was my chance! I took off running, with a pummeled leg and shattered collarbone, but something just didn't seem real about the situation. You know, there is no fallacy in the age-old adage "too good to be true". I glanced behind me, AND THERE HE WAS AGAIN!

STANDING TALL, VICIOUSLY SNEERING INTO MY SOUL, KNOWING HE WOULD FINISH ME OFF WITHIN A MATTER OF SECONDS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

and then he died

pic related

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------{{{monks, please take note, when you attack a naked caster next to a bunch of high level guards, dey gon agro, but you can fd, but if you stand up within 2 seconds, dey gon agro x2, and a naked caster ain't gon get no kb wit dey widdle gnomey caster fists, sry but also not sry}}}---------

PvP happened I get my own thread. Lolz

A+ roleplay thread.

You're well on your way to learning the complete hierarchy of the frogloks.

LOL! Most likely...

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sorry misread, thought it was another pity party thread

Didn't read this one