RnF Haiku thread
 

Burn some bitches down
with the power of haiku
fuck you Harrison

Thanks to TMO
Transaction for Soul Leach done
Short on rent money

Ill kidnap your family
for a fungi tunic
petition that bitch

Wife left me today
3 AM Lady Vox calls
so fucking worth it

Much sex with Katrik
Love making with sexy Sidelle
This place smells of sex.

Speaking with Quickfingers
Backstab mob and friends alike
Rogue can cast sow

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Life's patter above!
Now less frequent, now all's white.
Winter underbridge.

I'm the only one who can write a decent haiku apparently.

Fat, mad, bad and sad
Is no way to live your life
So fucking end it.