I HAD TWO OPTIONS
 

PUKE UP ALL THE ALCOHOL I DRANK TONIGHT, OR POST ON P1999.

I CONCUR.

Honestly the first bar night in ages I've gone home alone, I dont' know what to do withymyself. No fuckign way am I logging on my magician to kill spectres.

you should swim fully clothed in a river. its refreshing

you went home alone cause you went to a bar, go to club , more women , better chances, trust me !

even if you suck at dancing, most places like here in florida have free drinks till midnight, and the same places usually have free drinks for ladies till 1 or 2, after that I send Jessica + Nicole to talk to nerds, one smile , they get a drink , then hand to me

if you haven't got bounced by 3am for puking on nerds you doing it wrong

tbh main goal at every outing should be puking on nerds

don't talk to ladies, they're gross

If you're in Florida, learn reggaeton. Bang puerto ricans. gasolina.

Com truise is the coolest straight legit, last night i took 3rd option driving around with a mini sledge looking for someone

this

exactly.