Vacationing in Cabilis for Meat Sacks... err... the other races
 

I'm looking for soft skins with lots of shiny coins. My masters are suckers for the shiny coins and they tell me I don't have enough to progress with my training of the 3rd Necromancy circle. I have roamed from the glorious Cabalis and haven't found any soft skins so far. I did see Keebla, and while his name made me think he was a soft skin elf, he was a hard scaled like me. I was very disappointed. He had pity on me and increased my killing power temporarily. If you are looking for a great vacation place and you're pretty meaty (you Ogres have too much fat) come to Cabalis and I'll give you a personal tour. I'm sure I'll have a good meal...er I mean you'll have a good time. Remember to bring lots of the shiny coins.....

Curse your fickle and backwards communcation methods.

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You come swamp ! Bring mone i gib you turr, den you take nap in dirts!

This was litterally the perfect thread for u

There isn't anything in your swamp that I want Chubby. Perhaps if you take a cruise on the Bloated Belly you can come see the magnificence of Cabilis. I'll show you where to get some Halfings on a stick. I mean... Scaled dog on a stick. You can get lots of "dogs" on a stick for your shiny coins here.

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I thought he was saying he wants people to come so he can pk them. Not everyone's looking for a handout like you hubba. Oh wait..... You don't even play here

+1 OP for at least attempting to be original

Pras

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