Looking for a wife.
 

Yes, this is not a joke. Looking for a female ogre or a female troll to marry me. Being a girl in real life is a bonus, not a requirement. PST.

-Chodan

how much you paying?

Buying her/us them plat fire wedding rings and clarity/haste for the duration of the marriage haha.

pffff gotta offer more then that to make me create a female troll :o

Uuaell looks great in a skirt. You should ask him!

silence! that is OUR secret! :cool:

Of course, if we divorce, she'll get half of all I own!

does that include 50% of your soul? if so its tempting ...

Heck, I'm about to go get me one of them mail order brides from China. Save me ! My Chinese isn't fluent enough...must find a native who speaks English reasonably well >_<

ok this is taking it a bit too far isn't it? lol