Hello friends. Barney here!
 

Hello friends. Its me, Barney! I love you all soooooo much! I can't wait to start playing here!

I love you, you love me, we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Wont you say you love me to?

will you please watch my neighbors children?

This guy could be entertaining or extremely annoying.

If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops?
Oh what a rain that would be.
Standing outside with my mouth open wide.
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!

Will somebody powerlevel me and be my friend?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalimotxo

barneys fav beverage to server to his little guests

That sounds disgusting, wine and cola? dafuq