ate that british chef Gordon Ramsay fucker's food this weekend
 

Was out in hollywood this weekend and so ofc I had to try the fuckers food after watching clips of him going berserk from like 9000 of his cooking shows. Sorry for the shitty pics but my phone sux and shanna's died.

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risotto came with a scallop and a quail egg on top, was interesting but meh. MEH
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the caesars came in real tall bowls and you had to cut lettuce. also there was only 1 mutant sized crouton about the size of a baseball. F for un-intuitive presentation but it was just your normal ass caesar.
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They didn't even ask how I wanted it cooked, it came out rare as fuck and I cut it with one of those butterknife steak things restaurants server for the goog cuts. It was pretty bomb ya'll ain't gonna lie. There was olives n shit on the plate that were real olivey
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this was the shit n I shoulda ordered it. was crab meat on top of a halibut. very A+ imo
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a really thick, rich chocolate... dont wanna say pudding, was more like the texture of cheesecake maybe thicker. I'm uncultured swine so I pretty much devoured it
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never had creme brule was pretty good ya'll
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was "ok". I've paid a lot more for worse food. I'd certainly go back.

You forgot to add the $58 parking ticket to the bill

I have to say those Ceasers look ridiculous. Makes you wonder if he ever sat down and tried to eat one. The Risotto looks super loose. Is the scallop only seared on one side? I thought his shit would look better TBH. Prices aren't really to outrageous though.

We parked in a shitty cockroach ridden alley a block from the restaurant in a towaway zone, but I parallel parked so they couldnt tow it. There was like 40 cars there so I wonder if everyone got tickets (didnt notice til driving 20 mins). The shitty part is the restaurant asked to comp our valet WOOPS

That restaurant had real good ingredients tho.. on our deserts I'm like "try the strawberry its so fukn strawberry'y" and shanna was like "you dum its a strawberry...... OH WOW THAT IS STRAWBERRY'Y"

Gordon Ramsey is too busy shooting TV shows to give a fuck about your meal bitch.

You're like the porno actress that gets in the biz at 18, gets anal herpes and retires at 20.

NO CLAZZ KID.

Ahhh california... Good times ;p

I eat like three of these, and they're only like a buck fitty

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looks better than in n out... real fries got crinkles yall

Garbage burger bro

3/4 lb of meat
Mac N Cheese
Bacon
Fries
Swiss cheese
Cheddar cheese
Coleslaw

and sometimes ice cream on top

This was my first time in California and anything vehicle related was SO ridiculous.

wut?