DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!
 

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/06/...-fueled-craze/

ive eaten my fair share of shrooms, and they have never inspired me to rip my own dick off. i suspect there were probably some bath salts mixed in somewhere

I fucked my dick off on speed

My dick got ripped off In woodstock 2....

It got better.

One time I got so high my dick ripped me off.


Now, right here I was gonna say: I'm hung like a black.

I decided against that punchline, though -- for two reasons:

1) It's racist and that's not cool.

2) I did not have confidence anyone would understand the joke -- that my penis is like a black dude on account of its propensity for larceny.

Still, I think the one-liner stands on its own.

sounds russian not black

I found your cock

http://englishrussia.com/images/russ...k_police/1.jpg

Does your cock float on water? What else floats?

A duck!

Not bad, Entirely great.