Alert for Xantille, please read you have been compromised
 

I wanted to aware you of this dastardly character named Chuck, he has been posting a "selfie" you put up on your facebook in AIM chat probably 3 times a day for the past few days. He's clearly obsessed with you and he can't handle himself from creepin, but he's going a step further and spamming it to us. I wanted you to be aware and I think you should block him TBQH. Good luck. I edited your face because dat ain't right u kno?

http://i43.tinypic.com/1t7hbs.png

naw naw

nice shirt perfectly snub fit to those biceps

buzz off cast

^snug

Blocking all you monkeys

its almost like if his bottom half was his real self and the top half is some actors head.

suspended in suspense right nao

If I met Xant in rl, I would casually greet him, say hi etc, then ask to go get some drinks. Once we're a few drinks in, I would deftly drop my patented 'awesome night' combo of Ambien and Rohypnol to render him unconscious. I would then escort him to my hotel room where I would shave every part of his body. Not a single hair would remain on his beautiful brown skin.

After the ritual shaving, I would proceed to lube his anus up real nice and good like. This will ensure maximum penetration and stretching without tearing later on.

I try not to pass out around male friends due to my apparent rapeableness.

You'd wake up with an anus the size of a grapefruit when I'm through with you dawg.

:o:o:o:o:o:o