I found an amber alert kid
 

Earlyer in the day I don't know how i got some kinda text alert for an amber alert. I didn't know how i got it since i guess you need an app and i didnt have it. I just got it, it was this lil kid said he ran away from home or something like 10 years old.

So later that day im hanging out smoking a doob with a few friends and this little kid comes walking by my house like 10 years old, its almost night and he has his backpack on and im like wtf no way this is the kid from that amber alert. I stop his ass and call the cops. the cops get here, the parents get here. Anyways i found a fucking amber alert kid.

TL, DR i found an amber alert kid.

what a guy

Good job man, coulda saved his life.

Sounds like he found you

Shoulda made him your house-slave, imo.

I was like, im glad im with my 3 pals or else this would be kinda wierd....

Too soon faggot.

Too soon for what, exactly?

Kid is ten, right? Slavery is totally appropriate at that age. There is a precedent.

It's not like I said, "Shoulda peed in his butt, imo". Or, "Shoulda cut him open to see what little boys look like on the inside".

So maybe you should just calm down and try not to jump to conclusions.

Bitch.

rl gratz if real