Any mammal want to do anything with me?
 

Title says it all. I have never dated any mammal i usually end up dating craigslist BBWs and they are fascinating deep individuals. I would love to meet a nice gamer girl to drink/smoke trees and relax with while we hack EQ. I live in California and would be willing to walk or catch a bus to see if we can kindle some kind of romance.

Please post your tits and your age and location below and lets see if we can give romance a shot. Also, please remember that you aren't dating Naez the famous player, I am a schizophrenic sociopath and alcoholic that lets my online fame affect my ego outside of the forums/EQ.

Thanks for reading and hopefully we can meet up for some sex and conversation.

Arch Mega Lich Naez Butt++ the Warlock of Discord

First time I have ever rated five stars on a Naez thread. This makes me question everything I thought I knew about OP. Best option: regard all Naez posts as postmodern performance art.

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damn it

I hate it when that happens too

I could probably handle a schizophrenic gaming alcoholic sociopath BF if I got to live in Cali. I want to go back there so bad.

;)

I have a reddit dedicated to my cat

http://www.reddit.com/user/sugarmcfluffkins

that helps my chances right