its like a million vaginas are tickling my dong
 

silk boxers are the closest thing to pussy i may ever feel

Truest statement ever said by you :)

That's not what a vagina feels like.

i was referring to the part about the closest thing to a real pussy he would ever feel but your right too lol.

I wasn't talking to you. Shut your dirty douchebag mouth unless you're spoken to.

jk bro ilu

give yourself to the church, your purity is a gift

bags of sand

Shut up nerd.

in the great depression people were eating apple cores for desert and bacon grease for dinner

gtfo off monsanto's balls they have made enormous amounts of food available

if you dont wanna be fat or unhealthy just eat less of it and go jogging