Project 1999 - When you request a rez from me...

Please disclose the following information from the get go:
*The zone it is in.
*The number of corpses to be rezzed (Do not just ask 'Willing to do some rezzes?")
*If not near the zone I am currently in, if a port is provided.
*If it is in an area like Grobb or Ogguk where I potentially require an invis/camo to get in.
*Any associated renumeration or payment, value, donation, etc.
*Any extenuating circumstances why you would like a rez (i.e.: our groupmate who died was dense and forgot to get a bind so now he is on the other continent)

Please do the following:
*Take anon/role off. I am tired of rezzing those who would have made back their exp in less time it takes a reztimer to wear off or me to recover my mana. I am far more inclined to rez you when I know what level you are and what guild you are in.
*Drag any of the aforementioned corpses to an accessible location ahead of my arrival if possible. If I am camping a mob in that same zone, this means bring it to a convenient place near my camp without training me (I do not want to play hide and seek with your corpse).
*Don't accidentally find more corpses you "forgot" about after I arrive. (Happens much more than you would think...)

Please consider the following:
*You are asking (or paying) for my time. The convenience of your request to me will probably have a direct correlation to my response. Please don't be a dick if I say no. Subsequent begging and whining does not increase your odds of it happening any. My playtime is my own, I am not responsible for fixing your mistakes and exp deaths.
*At full mana I have slightly more than enough for 3 90% rezzes. It takes me 14 minutes sitting and with call of bones to get that back.
*If I have my /anon or /role tag on there is the possibility I am hiding from rez requests.
*If you do not receive a response at all when you ask, don't ask again right away. I might have something else to do at that moment that requires my attention and I consider more valuable than a donation or plat. I might be AFK, fighting a mob, engaging in a business transaction or rezzing other people. I generally try and get back to everyone that sends me a tell in game relatively quickly.
Then again I could just be ignoring your request for 11 rezzes for your level 50 Necro in Lower Guk deadside for 25pp and a Fine Steel Dagger(No I am not kidding, I have had that one before).

This may seem like nothing but bitching and whining (which is why I put it in RnF to start with), but every day I get some absolutely ludicrous requests from players that think they are somehow entitled to be immediately rezzed, and that they are doing me some earth-shattering favour by letting me buy a port with my own money and rez them one and a half continents away for 15p -- You're not, drown in a bucket of used douche.

Following these guidelines will make it all the more likely I respond decisively and expediently to any rez requests you have, and will probably work on some of Project1999's other Clerics too.