Serious inquiry...
 

/raise if you've ever had one of those farts that instead of blowing straight out the hole, it crept up between your cheeks and popped out the top of your crack.


/raise

now this is the kind of RnF I'm talkin about it.

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where can this go? 0-0

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Well ok.

That's called a trump

(Top rump)

I see what you did there. I approve.

One of us.

/raise. It actually happens somewhat frequently when I am taking my raft down the river. You get your ass a lil’ wet, you are sitting on the rubber tube, or my boat seat when I’m on the oars, and that fart is forced up the crack.

This happens often if you are wet, fat, or both.