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In before meltdown - LoL

Obama is gonna be PISSED!

suck on that, libtards.

Woah that is cool.

"authenticating all humans" sounds creepy like social media passport shit. I already get treated like some kinda weirdo when I sell something on facebook to a 15 year old and he questions my integrity due to the lack of facebook activity. Cringe life 2022

I don't imagine elon musk himself has 44billion dollars in cash so I'm curious what the actual structure of elon twitter will be.

https://i.imgur.com/ocXTpJw.gif

Let the fireworks begin lol! This is gonna piss off a lot of thought police.

Damn I wish I bought TWTR the other day to ride the bump.

That's not hard to do

https://i.imgur.com/3g0wBU2.jpg

Elon is worth almost 300 billion so I imagine the deal is a lot more cash-heavy than you would imagine.

I don't understand how you make money buying Twitter though, that's a lot of Cheetos ads and Budlight commercials to make back 44 bill. Begs the question "why".

you authenticate and geo locate & track every worldwide citizen.

or maybe you do the plot to the kingsmen.

Social media apps like twitter have value in data collection and brain manipulation. If you can't imagine how being able to choose who sees what "ads" and when, from a roster of people who you have a robust psychological profile already on, I can't help you.

It was sellable because I think its more of a rebranding than anything. Twitter will be business as usual but with a more popular man in charge of it.

We'll see. Maybe he will do something cool and I will be wrong about the business as usual.

I hope trump stays banned.