Something important I want future generations to understand.
 

The moment you turn your attention to stopping someone else from doing something you stop yourself from doing better.

Go outside. Make real friends.

I'm certain future generations will look back and say... magnetaress of the project 1999 forums, you're the one who set me straight on the path to success.

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This thread is for everyone to give advice to our children. Please feel free to contribute.

Going outside and making real friends is a good one hobart, I totally agree.

Thank you Baler. I appreciate it, but it takes a village to raise an elf. I doubt I could single handedly impart enough wisdom to make anyone successful.

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Smoke weed every day

smoking isn't good for you regardless of what it is.
Also cannabis isn't good for the developing mind of a youth. I'm sure many here inhaled in highschool or college but studies have shown it impacts how connections are formed in the brain during adolescence.

drink more ovaltine

Always have waterproofs to hand.

Easter Lilies and a lot of other types of lily are very toxic to cats. Like get pollen on their fur and lick it off and get renal failure in a few days all parts of the plant toxic. I saw my cat chopping on one of the leaves and wondered... is that poisonous to cats? Yeah, yeah it is. I think she's ok but that was really scary.

Read as much as possible. Books, not pablum