You've been choosing your weapons wrong.
 

Looking at ratios, factoring damage bonus, comparing skill caps. Weighting procs.

NO. STOP IT.

The only correct choice is to look at the BPM of your favourite jam and choosing a weapon delay / haste combo in phase with that.

what?

I say again, what?

Character idea, Metrognome. Makes clockwork music. Drums with a pair of 2 handers to the beat.

Only fashion matters

Slower lower dmg weapons hurt more.

and are more intimidating

trigger warning

Using a small club is great for many reasons:

Can be concealed

Can be sourced from nearly anywhere

I've seen that video b4 lol its actually pretty good )

what weapon for this song? swiftblade of zek? mosscovered twig?