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Lelroni 04-18-2010 02:37 AM

Who'd win?
 
Pirates
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/20...aribbean-3.jpg

VS

Ninjas
http://www.rmlicensing.com/ENG/Ninja/ninja2.gif

VS

Vikings

http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/i...54/n273936.jpg

VS

Dinosaurs

http://evanescentthoughts.files.word...t_rex__1_1.jpg


???

Cowboy 04-18-2010 03:08 AM

There is absolutely no correct answer other than Dinosaurs.

Oh noes, we Pirates and Vikings have encountered an aquatic dinosaur. It swiped its tail/fin and now we're drowning.

Also, the same mutagen that warped the Ninja Turtles could be given to the Dinosaurs to make ultra amazing raptor Jesuses.

There are so many explanations, really too many to bother. Dinosaurs.

Loretta 04-18-2010 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowboy (Post 48405)
There is absolutely no correct answer other than Dinosaurs.

Oh noes, we Pirates and Vikings have encountered an aquatic dinosaur. It swiped its tail/fin and now we're drowning.

Also, the same mutagen that warped the Ninja Turtles could be given to the Dinosaurs to make ultra amazing raptor Jesuses.

There are so many explanations, really too many to bother. Dinosaurs.

/thread

Hasbinbad 04-18-2010 04:06 AM

Pirates have cannons.

If there was only one Ninja, (s)he would be indestructible due to the Inverse Ninja Law (Stormtrooper Effect), but there are more than one.

Cannons > Ninjas
Cannons > Vikings
Cannons > Dinosaurs

Thus: Pirates win.

Aarone 04-18-2010 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowboy (Post 48405)
There is absolutely no correct answer other than Dinosaurs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad (Post 48425)
Pirates have cannons...

Thus: Pirates win.

What about Dinosaurs with cannon? In space...

http://www.project1999.org/forums/pi...7&pictureid=95

Hasbinbad 04-18-2010 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aarone (Post 48515)
What about Dinosaurs with cannon? In space..

That is fiction.

Atennu 04-18-2010 02:12 PM

Dinosaurs have the iksar AC and some even have an innate damage shield.

Put that together you have an iksarian fire pet vs J-Depp. The result is Lulz

Hasbinbad 04-18-2010 02:35 PM

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...c_mp3h9729.jpg

= dead dinosaur.

Aarone 04-18-2010 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad (Post 48565)
That is fiction.

It's true - and the pirates do have better writers...

http://www.project1999.org/forums/pi...7&pictureid=99

Alawen Everywhere 04-18-2010 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad (Post 48425)
Pirates have cannons.

If there was only one Ninja, (s)he would be indestructible due to the Inverse Ninja Law (Stormtrooper Effect), but there are more than one.

Cannons > Ninjas
Cannons > Vikings
Cannons > Dinosaurs

Thus: Pirates win.

This would be true if there were only one dinosaur! However, in real life, everyone knows the pirates would quickly run out of cannonballs as the relentless waves of dinosaurs continued their mindless assault.

Given this list, the answer is clearly dinosaurs.

I would recommend, however, that vikings be relegated to a secondary class and instead robots should be included in this list.


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