| clevergirl |
07-28-2018 05:03 PM |
You are welcome for quite possibly Lulz best post ever.
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Originally Posted by LulzSect©
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There once was a small child born in the 1940's in Harlem to a black man and a white man. The CIA had been attempting to clone homosexuals to infiltrate Russia for an exceedingly long time. Ever since before Hitler rose to power. They knew Donald Trump would some day fuck Stormy Daniels and abort Hitlers Fetus. So they needed a way to create the ultimate queer. The white race always had problems with breeding. Their population growth was always negative. So they always had to kill native populations in order to grow. That's because in the year 2034 they finally successfully created From the remains of Michelle Obama and Elizabeth Warren with the aid of alien equipment found under the great pyramids of Giza. Anyway white people are very unnatural and against what God had designed the earth for, so like, these babies only way to reproduce itself was to have sex with with anime fans. However since anime fans were very unattractive and didn't exist until after Hitler caused world war two. Time travel had to be invented in the year 2084. If it wasn't for the invention of time travel a black Jesus would have existed instead of a white Jesus. There was a mistake however and the white Jesus appeared in Tibet in the year 14,326 B.C.E. (that's before common era for you retards). Anyway this Jesus is the real Jesus and actually white and had red hair because of a genetic anomaly caused by the time travel. That is basically where all the retarded religious mythos comes from. The great flood is more like an allegory for Donald Trumps Pee tapes. The only way to prove any of this is to read Isaac Asimov's foundation Trillogy plus his other books out of order as well as watch the transformer movies than the cartoons from 1981. Particularly Spocks narration of the events of the 2000's. Once all that's done you will realize that Darth Vador and Kylo Ren where gay lovers in a galaxy far away, and that the events of their lives holographically transposed into the creation of Everquest and the Temple of Cazic Thule. The God Cazic Thule is a representation of Christianity and the rise of Egypt after Pharaoh Akhenaten worshiped only the sun god Aten. Of course this was a very bastardized pagan version of Christianity. Later the Mormons got it somewhat right and better when they created the Battlestar Galactica remake, and Caprica six is really god. We are all in her mind, and she's really how we experience life. If it where, we should all be very grateful for EverQuest and anime. Otherwise we wouldn't have beautiful tall blonde haired blue eyed women. And without woman the white race wouldn't reproduce. You should cherish your woman, because they are the only thing standing between you and space orcs. If you want space elves, your going to have to become them yourself and transcend your own humanity by worshiping the light and forsaking cissexuality. The beetles in Rathe Mountains their guardians the Rathe Mountain lizardmen (they are really girls) are the key to this. Iksar are a subrace created to distract Norrath from the truth with false idols and Firiona Vie worship.
Hope this helps.
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