Me and my dragon friends
 

Hello,
I am a student at American College for Digital Advertising. I recently got Photoshop as a Mardi Gras gift and this is my first piece of art I have made. It's called "My Dragon Friends." I have killed these dragons all dead, so maybe not friends. Thanks for clicking.

Crouching Douche is triggered by mardi gras just being mentioned.
Go chuck a shrimp on the barbie mate, and quaff some manly beer.
Arhhh. That's much better.

cool pics

Seriously though, wtf is a Mardi Gras gift?

We have Gasparilla down here, which is essentially Great Value brand Mardi Gras, but we don't have gifts - just tits.

The lore is cooler though. It's about celebrating a pirate who hung himself off his ship after being cornered by the US Navy.

But again, no gifts.

Hello, Encroaching Death! I can speak to your questions! A Mardi Gras gift can be anything! This year I got a photoshop license from the king of the festival. Last year the queen of the festival got me all black New Balance 574s size 10.5.
Thanks again! More art to come.

You just described your gifts though.

Why do you get gifts for Mardi Gras?

I'm fascinated. I've never heard of this tradition.

It's the day before Lent begins you fool of a Lutherist Took.

Pancake day!

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my Southern Baptist preacher telling me that dancing is forbidden.

Jk, I'm not Baptist don't type cast me.

But I am English Protestant, like the Queen intended. Except I'm American, like George Washington intended.

I didn't know Catholics got gifts for Mardi Gras...wtf, I want in on that. How much does it cost to convert religions?