Where is Kate?
 

Oh, nevermind.

https://i.imgur.com/Nw0DciD.png

yeah its fuckin weird that they couldn't get 1 single legit photo of that woman

doesn't pass the smell test

At least the Sussexes are being deported.

They hanged Lord Haw-Haw for less. 😂

so is kate dead then?

i mean if the public is like, so uhh where's kate? and you release a heavily altered photo as "proof" that she's okay and everyone finds out the trickery

then uhh, that lady is dead, right?

I think someone nicked her bowel and not in the traditional British sense.

She leakin' 💩

it's gotta be worse then that,

these people have the resources of an entire first-world nation at their disposal, and for whatever reason, they can't manage a staged photo OP?

even if someone has to wipe her ass every 2 minutes? they could still snap a picture, if she was conscious and ambulatory.

They kept that corpse of a queen walkin' and talkin' for decades longer than nature intended

but for some reason, they can't manage a photo OP

so she has to be dead or otherwise incapacitated.

Rumour has it Prince William has had an affair with some horseface lady and there's more to it than just abdominal surgery recovery.

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod...1710855395.jpg

https://cdn01.justjared.com/wp-conte...y-responds.jpg

I know who I'd pick.

Supposedly she'll "return to duties after Easter".

Excuse me? What the hell do these people do anyway?

That's the 31st

classic british prince

so next we should be expecting a tragic car accident in a location conveniently devoid of press cameras?