Going barefoot in the urinal
 

I still remember years ago seeing a human shit on the gym bathroom stall floor with a bare footprint (heel) in it. Which means a grown ass man apparently shit on the floor and then accidentally stepped on it. Like the image is burned into my brain

I remember thinking if he was 70+ he should be in some diapers. If he was younger he needs to seriously evaluate his diet. And also should be in a diaper

Peeing in the shower or in the sink while brushing your teeth actually saves a ton of water. Every toilet flush is like 2 gallons or something.

So you better be blasting your sinks with piss, climate hippies, or I don't wanna hear the bellyaching!

I only pee in bathroom sinks. At home, in public restrooms, it's the most efficient and least splattering method out there since the height lines up with my weenus perfectly. And before anyone complains about grossness - you are washing your hands anyways if you use the sink.

Let's try another way.

animals.

I only step into the showers at the gym for a few seconds to rinse the sweat off after leaving the sauna, before I go to swim laps in the pool

I could just take my sweaty self right to the pool, but I inwardly cringe at the idea of other people taking a layer of their sweat into the pool. And since I don’t want others doing that, Golden Rule and all that shit, so I don’t either and rinse off first

I will say I sometimes have to battle athletes foot which if I get too lax on can take over my entire foot. I have a spray I use. I have never placed too much blame on gym floors, athletes foot has been a lifelong off and on problem for me since being a kid /shrug

Weren't CNN complaining about their viewership in decline? Quality journalism like this will surely bring everyone back.

Please we'll let you pee on us.

What I tell ex’s after we finish fooling around. Then we have a little argument because they try to deny that it’s pee. But it is pee, and everyone knows it