The Qeynos Chest of Mystery
 

Alright, so check this shit out. Inside this unassuming house in Qeynos... there is a chest.


But this just isn't ANY CHEST, oh no sir. This is a special chest. And not like a mimic either ... though it does kind of come to life in its own weird way. If you approach this chest and say the magic words: "Flarglegrump ak murgledoo!", then give it a swift click... It will RISE TO THE SKY! Check it out.

The chest:


M'boy Bubbb (playing as Bubbbles) doin' a mad unassuming crouch next to the chest:


The chest AS IT RISES (pray to your Gods, lock up yo kids, yo wife, et cetera):


Chest continues to rise:


Chest's final destination. You can actually see this from outside if the chest has been "activated":


I suppose all this shouldn't seem too farfetched, considering there is a fucking Rodcet Nife spaceship just a stone's throw away. But WHAT COULD THIS MEAN? Is it just a glitch? A broken quest? Also, what could the chest contain? Orc pawn scalps? The rest of the Chardok 2.0 patch? No one knows! Well... someone knows, which is why I'm posting this here.

Have any of you seen this mythical chest or heard whispers of its mention before? It's not mentioned on the wiki at all, as far as I can tell. I couldn't find anything on ZAM either, though admittedly I never use that site for anything.

I should also note that I tried to ride this thing to the heavens but was met only with some swift fall damage.

That is goblin for "I hate you!"

No idea about the chest but there is another Qeynos mystery I'm curious about.
Maybe it's nothing, maybe it's something.

Down in the aqueducts lies the greatest fisherman of all time, Bait Masterson. However occasionally while snooping around down there I've found "a summoned minion" in his place. It has no faction hits but was "threatening" to my Bristlebane following half-elf bard. When killed it dropped nothing but some coin.

It's not listed on the wiki or any other site I've searched. Even the rats and snakes get more love than this npc.

https://i.imgur.com/94I1YTH.jpg

Paging Kraddok!

Kraddok needs to drop whatever he is doing and start a full investigation on this matter ASAP

I think we have an escapee...

https://i.imgur.com/FN7sSjX.jpg

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This secret is too important to keep hidden, Bubbb.

The people have to know.

BWAHAHAHAA.

Please please continue your investigations, people must know!!!

Paging Sneaksy