Monk Death Squad
 

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Monk Death Squad
I got tired of zerging down dragons with three times the required numbers and generally stressing out over pixels I didn't need, so I'm going to play pretty casually from now on. Expect to see me on here and there in some dungeons or helping out some of the smaller guilds.

Short Term: Monk for Hire
It is a well known fact that most monks on this server are somewhere between bad and really bad. With the Monk Death Squad, you know you are getting the best! Members of the Monk Death Squad do not allow batphones to interrupt our meditation, so if you are a small guild looking for some pulling help, post here some time in advance and we shall see if our schedule matches yours.

Long Term: Monk only Avatar of War
Once this server cools down a bit and the variance quest competition is over, I'm hoping to put together an all-Monk Avatar of War kill using Whirlwind. Assuming 65 dps per monk and 8 seconds per whirlwind, we can solve rather easily (N * 65 * 8) * N = 1M HP -> N = 45 monks required. If you are interested, post in the thread (will not be limited to Monk Death Squad Members).

Joining The Monk Death Squad
Applicants must be able to:

• Split Halls of Testing solo from either the safe hall or the zone out (easy)
• Split Priestess Serczema's temple solo (medium)
• Pull the myconid spore king to the tube room solo (hard)

In addition we have some mild gearchecks:

• 4400 HP/1200 AC with full buffs
• 255 MR/FR/CR with full buffs (potions are allowed)
• Primal + 41% haste + NTOV weapon (or Bo Staff post 2H upgrade)

And no douchecannons please. Once again, post here if you think you qualify.

DO YOU HAVE A TABARD?

I am going to miss killing things with you buddy. I always enjoyed listening to your strat ideas!

dammit, I was going to edit this with more but I forgot about the post lock :( The goal was a kind of monk for hire thing for the smaller guilds and maybe eventually doing the all monk Avatar of War once things calm down here a bit.

p.s.how can you be salty after viewing that gorgeous gif fingerz

Short Term: Monk for Hire
It is a well known fact that most monks on this server are somewhere between bad and really bad. With the Monk Death Squad, you know you are getting the best! Members of the Monk Death Squad do not allow batphones to interrupt our meditation, so if you are a small guild looking for some pulling help, post here some time in advance and we shall see if our schedule matches yours.

Long Term: Monk only Avatar of War
Once this server cools down a bit and the variance quest competition is over, I'm hoping to put together an all-Monk Avatar of War kill using Whirlwind. Assuming 65 dps per monk and 8 seconds per whirlwind, we can solve rather easily (N * 65 * 8) * N = 1M HP -> N = 45 monks required. If you are interested, post in the thread (will not be limited to Monk Death Squad Members).

Joining The Monk Death Squad
Applicants must be able to:

• Split Halls of Testing solo from either the safe hall or the zone out (easy)
• Split Priestess Serczema's temple solo (medium)
• Pull the myconid spore king to the tube room solo (hard)

In addition we have some mild gearchecks:

• 4400 HP/1200 AC with full buffs
• 255 MR/FR/CR with full buffs (potions are allowed)
• Primal + 41% haste + NTOV weapon (or Bo Staff post 2H upgrade)

And no douchecannons please. Once again, post here if you think you qualify.

Would be massively obliged if a GM could add that to the main post.

go outside

Welcome to the casual side of things. The grass is way greener over here.

So wait, you went from "there are too many monks" to "we need more monks"?

Name kinda sucks. <Martial Arts & Kids Karate> imo.

Naxi reporting for duty!