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Tips for controlling flatulence?
So i eat alot of sugary biscuits, drinks lots of juice, have beer with meat. Sometimes i will fart during the night while im asleep and it wakes up my girlfriend and she will elbow me like wtf man are you kidding me with this rotten egg smell?
Any tips? I think shes getting close to dumping me |
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Not really sure whats worse. The fact that blanket exists or the fact that video has 2 million views.
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i forget whats the sexual position for when u are hittin it from behind with the blanket around your waist, then you fart under the blanket and throw it over her head... but i think thats what this blanket is for
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I thought it was gonna be a Chappelle skit or something then realized after 10 seconds it wasnt a joke Funny thing is that my story is true, its just that its my brother doing that lol hes a sugar addict |
gas is a sign of a healthy digestive system.. girls probably just jealous
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Constructed with fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons... |
lol imagine your boyfriend or girlfriend giving you this
"Oh, i didnt realize it was such a problem, sorry" |
http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c677...illow-CPAP.jpg
Just shove the other end of the tube directly into your ass. Problem solved. |
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