I also own a box of Apples to Apples.

Except for the fact that blunts:

A) Waste Weed - you don't need to smoke a g to your face to get high.
B) Ruin Weed - I hate it when people roll high quality dank in blunts/dutches; it totally ruins the taste of high quality bud.
C) You're gonna end up addicted to nicotine. I've seen several people, most of whom have never smoked a cig in their life, end up addicted to blunts. IT'S NOT THE WEED YOU'RE ADDICTED TO - IT'S THE NICOTINE IN THE WRAPS YOU IDIOTS.
D) I'll let you process those 3 reasons before deciding whether I need to cite more.

Also...Piffen, you knew Mohandas?

Rumors say Mohandas bedded MANY a young woman; his Facebook page would make Piffens looks like a sausage fest.

ftfthetruth

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi?

dat ***** got swaggg.