Sometimes I really don't get your autism and that makes me feel good about myself.

This isn't meant to be disparaging. Butt for someone who probably needs directness you are very indirect to a neurotypical (sort of).

G-d bless and I platonically love you (no sarcasm).

If the British royals had any vision, they would see the tide of democracy is going out and the tide of authoritarianism is coming in....

Emperors rule empires.

If the military chose a strong royal uprising things could certainly get spicy.

She's probably got the best cancer beating docs in the world behind her, I hope she makes it.

Royal barristers send legal notice to Stephen Colbert over affair joke

Why bad food island no have freeze peach?

RIP comedy, satire used to be great but even in the UK it's not so easy anymore.

A sad trend stemming from this is the promotion of the occasional idgaf comedian, whose jokes are not actually very funny, but are appealing cause he's breakin' the rules, man! It's a fine line to walk. Matt rife is not funny at all to me, but shane gillis is hilarious, yet they're both considered rebels or something.