you a lovely human bean, thank you for you selfless devotion to liberating my a shackled soul, but i assure you my delusions run unimaginably deeper than simple pixel lust. i am lost to the world and elfs are all i have. they are mine and, i am undeniably theirs. i should liek to thank you proper for you grace, erp?

also, why apple hate lust so much? every time i type it, it auto-incorrect to something else, like 'must' or 'lost' or 'most.' weird thing is it not the same each time >.>

Don't worry, take a healthy dose of DKP for staring at a wall for the next 16 hours and you'll feel better, I promise.

i see how it is :c open my heart and partake of it sincere yearning with the titilating promise of hope before casting it aside liek a empty hotpocket sheath :c you no different from the rest...

My wit is sharp, and my advice is free.

If you follow the path I've laid out for you, you can become more like me.

Rhyme intended

I'm Jay F Kay, and I approve this message.

I didn't vote for you, but preach on brother. Grand slam post there^
Sorry about the whole "back & to the left" thing though.

Ohh don't worry about it, it greatly ''expanded'' my mind if you know what I mean.......

has anyone ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

I thought those Rustle scum bags were basically relegated to VP when A/A is not suspended?

But Let me explain this in a way that the drugs might understand OP.

/drugs on

Another guild can try to compete with the Awakened/Aftermath sh!t show and you may even find occasional success, but the seven headed dragon cannot be slain, not even with the sword of light. The thirst for pixels burns strong in the veins of the P99 veteran. When you track for 15 hours and lose a dragon 5x in a row, the will to fight vanishes and you let your head slowly sink under the water until grandpa comes to introduce you to great grandpa down by the pond. The fervor of addicts can not and will not be sated by rational means - HOLD I say to those who try to conquer the mountain or deceit that is TOV. The king of pixels tastes only ash and p!ss when he eats at the table of pesants.

/drugs off

The staff need to start banning selfish assholes, problem solved.

Remember when they said suspensions would double every time, and then that post magically disappeared and 10 day slaps on the wrist continued?

It may have actually changed some shit had the past few suspensions gone from 10, to 20, to 40 days.