It's almost that time again (flaaashbaack) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7G8nWYz5so I hope to see many heroics this evening on The Killing Fields of The Department of Fun's Level 1 Halfling Rogue Rivervale Alleycat Race!

Important question! Can we have made ourselves patchwork armor to be extra fancy?

Nope... You can only have what comes with the halfling rogue when you create him or her.

Unless you are really lucky and sneak/hide at the time, you are going to die multiple times... :D

Boo, I was going to get the edge. What about skill-ups from fighting? +5 defensive skill from race training?

There is no fighting unless you plan to stop to fight a mob, which will just slow you down or get you killed. This is a huge race from Rivervale to Rivervale using hide and sneak abilities to pass your way through the tough zones with aggressive mobs.

Race has started! Large turnout. Sorn is streaming it

Congrats Redleadah on your victory!

Are the prizes going out soon? Tadhq seems to be offline.

was fun, thanks for setting this up

and grats to searrun for DFL, but lets not forget those who tried for 2 hours and failed gloriously like sneakzor, beibbasa and baldnfat

Beibbasa was DFL and got a sack full of sow pots! It was appropriate as a prize! Also easier than a JBoots MQ.

I believe the final finish was something like:
1) Redleadah (Cracked Staff Artisans represent!)
2) Nolufun
3) Whitfoot (again!)
4) Shannxx
uhh

the rest is kind of a blur but we had like 10+ other people finish, hell if we kept track, I might've failed a bit at telling my volunteers what to do

??) Searrun, Bnnenn (we had a great time with that name), Sneakzor
DFL) Beibbasa

Cameo appearances: Slampig (got the name changed to Lampi and then...disappeared?), Gimpyfoot (race starter), Whitfoot, Searrun, Snaeksy (Sneaksy!!)

Searrun once again, which much dignity, sneaked all the way up the EK ramp, handed out autographs, and generally had 300% more fun than he did last time.

A lot of silliness happened with this race, from Llandris showing up and turning everyone into a halfling (if you're wondering why the Rivervale PoD is a halfling, he's to blame) to a false start to Gimpyfoot making a celebrity cameo to me going LD fifty thousand times (sorry everyone who wanted a good stream - I am not the person you are looking for!), and it was all in good fun!

Thanks to our volunteers: Aalderon, Linkus, Mashiara, Kraddok, Gimpyfoot, Llandris, Expediency, and Afeni!! A special thanks goes to Skalde for supplying everyone with a seemingly endless supply of fireworks that may or may not have crashed my stream at least once.

Here's the (temporary) archive of the start of the race: https://www.twitch.tv/p99dof/v/88493199

You can see the rest of the stream at...all the other archived broadcasts that came about due to a terrible internet connection that only got worse as the night went on. DoF volunteers had a pretty kickin' time, too :) I laughed a ton and it was awesome.

Stay tuned for a video from Kraddok~