i taught children knife combat

These message boards are a cry for help.

im getting my second liposuction as a gift for chriastmas (1st 1 didn't 'stick' - back up to 160 kg)

thinkin ill become an olympic mma fightor in jan. any tips?

Join <Empire> and raid at 0200 in the morning on weekdays to hear tips on how to maintain obesity, drop out of college and become pve masters in Velious.

when presented with the choice of finishing college and getting a decent job or dropping out and raiding velious, i made the obvious choice.

Velious

thanks mom for supporting my life choices

Sports are awesome.

i created a new, more hardcore sport than mma and win 1st... ever.

mommy just made me some pizza rolls and picked me up in her dodge neon to go to hogwarts

i just played baseball

it was awesome i asked a lot of questions and hit a longbomb