Ogres
They so fat and large
And you can't stun them with a frontal charge
Ogres

gnOmes
they're cute
gnOmes

Halfings
They drink lots of sherry
With feet so hairy
Halfings

Wood Elves
A bunch of tree huggers
That murder orc muggers
Wood Elves

Dark Elves
Their women are busty
and their caves musty
Dark Elves

Trolls
So full of anger and hate
If you hurt them they regenerate
Trolls

Barbarians
Halas is this ancient race's city
Their women have fantastic titties
Barbarians

High Elf, because it was my main from late 2001 until mid 2008 on live.

Iksar
Because their necros look awesome in robes
Because they have stupid regen + Fungi = cheatmode
Their women have fantastic scale covered titties

Wish we could play them....

Half elf, oh Half Elf
gatherer of stuff
Half Elf oh Half Elf
when will you have enough?