I guess it depends on the day, but I chose cake.

While I agree that in general their are fewer chances to screw up a pie and that as an aggregate they are better, I cannot deny the power of a really good cake. I'd marry Betty Crocker if she promised me perfect cake every day.

lol no I'm not that bad.

I'm voting pie, but I'm including the incorrectly named cheese cake as a pie as well. Seriously, wtf were people thinking naming cheese pie as cheese cake. The crust and texture is much more pie like and nothing cake like at all.

This is silly, I'ma fatass. I'm gonna eat both.

I was going to argue that pies were superior because you can have meat pies but not meat cakes but i decided to google first and discovered that there is infact a meat cake.

Cheese cake is an abomination since it dons the characteristics of both pie and cake.

And in response to the meat cake, is it delicious?