the great LAN party resurgence
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AI has gone too far. Definitely thought that was Toxigen with the 3 legs off to the right there.

Since we gonna all end up in one, prolly at least try to collect. They can shut us away, but the least they can do is allow us to pick which warehouse.

Try red.

Hey apparently nursing homes are like the hottest joint in town. Tons of STDs among residents- old people are bangin.

There are worse fates is all I'm saying.

Ive literally helped old ladies get in shape to fuck

That’s enough internet for me today

Wow, that's playing the long game. You train them, then fuck them? 200 IQ play.

Competition is fierce, only a handful of men to go around since women live longer.

Life is all about managing your expectations.

When you've been with the best, as I have, it is challenging but not that difficult to just love who yer with. That's always been my motto. I do fancy the ladies, so it's not as if I apply this motto while in locker rooms, etc.


Not judging, just telling my little story. And as long as you are downstream of me in the showers, I don't notice what you are doing. I'm very nearsighted on purpose. Only seeing blurs = ultimate life hack.

Old age is just another angle, the way I look at it. Why would I change my general outlook on life? Use your angles, I say. With good will of course! I'm a Kantian, after all.

Lawful Neutral FTW.